Thursday, January 31, 2008
I Love Strange People....
My husband didn't give me a very long list of "no's" when we married. Don't touch his ears, he sleeps on the right side of the bed and no bumper stickers. He's also not fond of german food or quiche. I've lived by most of the rules most of the time. The bumper sticker one has been strictly adhered to. If he doesn't want paper stuck to something that costs $20,000 I guess he has that right.
So this just amused me - running errands today, I happened to have my camera with me. I don't know that I'd want to be stuck on a reality show with this person for 39 days, but I bet they'd be great company for lunch at least once.
Can you read them? Here's a sample -
"I took a pain pill, why are you still here?"
"Don't make me release the flying monkeys."
"Caution, angry monkey on board."
"Real Men Wear Kilts."
"Be What You Are." (I imagine this person is doing just fine at this one!)
"Feisty redhead on board."
"Louder is better."
"I need my space." (I bet you do!)
"I sincerely want you to genuinely worship me."
"Help, Help! I'm Being Repressed!" (Doubt that!)
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons if you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
"Going crazy, back soon."
Wouldn't you love to see what this person looks like, where they work, are they married? How do they dress, what does their typical day look like? Then would it not be oh so interesting to have a conversation regarding eternity? What do they believe? I didn't stick around to meet the owner. Really, how do you nicely explain that you're taking photos of their car because you suspect they are odd? I sure would have liked to though.
Then I thought, what bumper stickers would I put on my car?I do love the threat of releasing flying monkeys, so maybe DH was right. He must know what I'm capable of, without a list of no's...
Labels: Girl Talk
posted at 4:59 PM